Shire

a combination of sh-te and dire; an adjective meaning that something is particularly disappointing or substandard.
man, i’m having no fun, this party is shire.
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collective gathering of nerds from uc irvine’s first-year middle earth dormitory. they are the “special honor kids.”
did you see those kids from the shire walking past us dennis? you could spot the nerdiness from like ten miles away.
the place where bilbo and frodo baggins, along with many other hobbits, live. most hobbits never leave the shire, unlike frodo and bilbo, who both leave and travel and have grand adventures.
sam: if i take one more step it’ll be the farthest away from the shire i’ve ever been.

frodo: come on, sam.
pharmaceutical company mainly known for their adhd medication adderall. the patent for it expires in 2009, so they are pushing vyvanse to be their new flagship medication.

also frodo baggins’ home village.
lets go to the shire and get some adderall.
the act of showering in raw sewage. it consists of sh-t, p-ss, and other disgusting bodily excrements.
1. yo brahh, somethin is up with the sewage system. i just went to take a shower and got shired on.

2. when i was takin a p-ss, someone tipped the porter potty and i was shired in sh-t.
short for the berkshires as in berkshire county, m-ssachusettes
“we’re heading to the shires for the weekend”
term that is generally by my one nighters and hos to describe my bed room. this term has been copied from me because of its alluring ability on the women. a key example of this is that new asian comedian on comedy central. but thats alright, cause there is no place like “the shire”.

please note: gnomes in your shire is a preference.
come on b-tch lets go to the shire, and break yo’ -ss.
area in sydney where all of the white trash live. famous for rioting, bigotted att-tudes and racism. most of the population have southern cross tattoos and/or stickers on their cars with slogans such as “australia – love it or leave it”.

common sayings include “we grew here, you flew here” – the idiots obviously don’t realise that with the exception of aboriginal people, we all flew or sailed here in the last few hundred years. laughing stock of sydney. if i was from there, i would lie about it.
sutho idiot 1 “hey do you wanna go riot on the beach?”

sutho idiot 2 “yeah, i heard there was some kids who weren’t white, lets go bash em”

sutho idiot 1 “yeah, lets go. oh, if only hitler were still alive to see this”

sutho idiot 2 “if hitler was still alive he would totally live in the shire”