shirk-fu
a term used to describe those working in an office job that possess an uncanny ability to shirk or avoid any type of work they are given. often times a person skilled in this art will even be able to not only repel such work given to them but also induce more work to be done by the one asking. this allows for a repellent mechanism such that such appalling work request will not even be initiated in the future.
some people may be a natural shirk-fu user while others requires years of training either by personality of being lazy or years of working at a government inst-tution.
1. hey really shirk-fu-ed his way out of that project.
2. in order to your workload at a reasonable level, anyone should have a small amount of knowledge in shirk-fu.
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