Shirley
a person highly motivated and inspires other to do the same. always full of energy and seems to add a smile to everyone’s day.
“there is a shirley in everyone’s lifetime. someone to add sunshine to another’s gloomy day.”
refers to a female student with an ability to survive through thick and thin on nothing but her own epic. they are charismatic and can be annoyingly emo or annoyingly peppy, often varying between these two extremes at random. shirleys often worry too much, but are loyal and caring.
you: hey, shirley.
shirley: ugh, fml.
you: what’s wrong?
shirley: i dunno, i’m just stressed.
you: aw, come on. you worry too much.
shirley: (sudden change of heart) yeah, you’re right. cow. haha. cow.
you: haha, you’re awesome?
shirley: so are you!
you: thanks!
shirley: -radiates epicness-
shirley is the most beautiful , gorgeous , outgoing , strong , and s-xiest woman alive! she is great kisser , has a nice big b-tt , and huge b–bs! even while young , she will have a s-xy womans body with perfect curves! she is very unique and she will help you with all your troubles! she is usually tall and always majestic and she needs a big man to hold her close! she loves to cuddle and kiss alot!! shirleys usually have had a ruff life but she will try to find the bright side of things. but dont let a shirley fool you , under all that beauty is a bamf! she can beat the sh-t out of someone then come home and cuddle with her man! she is definitely a dime! perfect for any man!!
shirley just beat my -ss and lookd good while doinnng it!!!
the word of demanding s-x.
i really really want a shirley!
a person who spends all of there life in the local pubs,
also just sit around at home claiming they work harder than anyone else in the world.
after about 5pm they are nowhere else but down the pubs drinking untill around 11.30.
and are also unaware that they have a very large swearing vocabulary and are also very agressive when drunk
shirley, where you been? down the pub
a black plastic refuse bag named after dame shirley b-ssey
1. she’s black
2. she’s a bag
oi nip to the shop and pick us up some shirleys
a girl that will throw herself at every guy she ever meets. not faithful in relationships and is usually rude and un-welcoming to those around her
guy: hey shirley do u want to go out ?
shirley: yea
friend: aren’t you dating someone?
shirley: oh yeah, ill dump him later
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