Shirley Hernandez
a creature so nasty satan himself kicked her out of h-ll. legend speaks that one look at “it” will boil your blood out of all your body orifices. it is said the shirley repeats the words “um yeah” and “keiven” plenty times
shirley hernandez is so nasty i died
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