Shirley Phelps-Roper
1.(n, proper, technically) a member of the westboro baptist church in topeka, kansas. it is the sp-wn of the church’s founder, fred phelps. this she-devil is often seen at or near the funerals of iraq war victims, and lgbts who died of aids, sporting large, colorful signs stating “g-d hates f-gs” and so on. like her father, she believes that everything bad that happens to any american citizen or the country is because of the lack of federal persecution of gays and lesbos.
it should be noted that she is forbidden entry into the united kingdom or any of its territories.
shirley phelps-roper is evil. anyone who disrespects the dead, regardless of who they had s-x with while they were alive, is an -sshole and should burn in h-ll.
evil minion to satan that is said to thank god for dead soldiers in belief that they die for gay marriage. this she devil is often seen picketing funerals of dead gays or soldiers who died in afghanistan or iraq in the past and present. shirley also believes that the virginia tech m-ssacre, actual quote, is ‘awesome.’ she was actually sued once for picketing a soldiers funeral but was found innocent due to the 1st amendment. during protests, onlookers and counter protesters would throw garbage at her and her fellow protesters which actually hit a kid once. not only is this women, or thing, spreading hatred, she’s also putting children at risk for harm. the protests even caused bush to p-ss a law banning funeral pickets within 300ft. also, she is considered one of the many people banned from entering the united kingdom.
when shirley phelps roper dies, it’ll be most likely her funeral will be picketed by hundreds of people and her grave will probably be used to take a sh-t.
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