shirley temple
a non-alcoholic drink consisting of sprite/other limey softdrink and cherry syrup. with ice. and a cherry or two thrown in. they’re really good.
you’re too young to get drunk and have a hangover, billy! go get a shirley temple!
a s-xual act when an adult female pretends to be a minor for the purpose of paedophilic s-xual fantasy as popularised by the british television show cracker.
that old perv down the road keeps bringing home prost-tutes and has them dress up as little girls. sure, for now it’s just a harmless shirley temple, but it’s only a matter of time before he goes after the real thing.
the most delicious of all the s-x acts done by man and woman. to complete this s-x maneuver, the female must be a virgin. the man takes a swig of sprite and holds it in his mouth, then pops the girl’s cherry and spits the sprite in her v-g-n-. the man then puts his hand over the v-g-n- and shakes it up, then goes down on the girl, drinking the blood and sprite mix. and there you have it. a shirley temple.
i gave this virgin a shirley temple last night, and it is waaaaaaayyy better than the actual drink.
the act of a male finishing inside the mouth of a female and the proceeding to punch her in the nose. the mix of c-m and blood in her mouth creats a soft pink color like that of the drink.
last night i gave cindy a shirley temple. her nose is never going to be straight again.
the act of a golden shower, while the girl is having her period
i was surprised but pleased when sara gave me a shirley temple last night
the shirley temple is when you take a can of whip cream and squirt it up a girls v-g-n-. when you have put as much whip cream up there as you can put some cherries and sprinkles up there too. for the ultimate -rg-sm slide a banana up her p-ssy. then you eat the girl out making sure to lick her v-g-n-l tube completely clean. if you cant stretch your tongue that far then make her squat over your face so that it will all drip into your mouth.
lee: can we please shirley temple? i am super hungry and bored.
pat: absolutely! let me stretch so that i can be prepared to squat
when a person both sh-ts and p-sses their pants at the same time or in the same period of time.
man dude i was so wasted last night i feel like im gonna shirley temple all over the place.
that bathroom is nasty someone must’ve shirley templed
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