shirt block
the act of taking a marathon finishers shirt that is too big for you for no good reason (ie. i can “sleep in it” or my kids would like this shirt), leaving only smaller shirts for the later, chubby runners.
wrm race worker: what size shirt do you want?
skinny/fast runner: give me an xl, i can sleep in it.
(…much later…)
chubby/slower runner: can i get a finisher shirt?
wrm race worker: all we have left are small and mediums
chubby/slower runner: those twigs shirt blocked me!
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