shirt cows
a woman’s b–bs. her t-tties. her lady b-mps. deposits of fat and tissue on a woman’s chest. sometimes abnormally fat men have shirt cows.
hoo baby i love them shirt cows!
“by the looks of those shirt cows i’ll never go hungry!”
-stewie, from family guy
holy sh-tnuts, that guy as some major shirt cows!
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