shirt mask
the part of the shirt located just below the chin one uses to filter foul odors, instinctually used when in uncleanly bathrooms, or after a destructive p-ssing of gas(fart, chemical attack)
1.duuude.. that truck stop restroom was so narsty i had to use my shirt mask just to take a p-ss.
2.that fart was so pungent that my shirt mask was the only protection i had
Read Also:
- Conflugence
a flowing together, specifically of rivers but can be a applied to anything coming together. “a happy conflugence of weather and scenery.” “we pitched camp in pitch black near the conflugence of the kings river and palisade creek.”
- Funpediment
a word used to describe someone or something that impedes the fun greatly. usually used to describe a person. erson 1: “maaan i wish we could go to more bars, but john’s not old enough yet!” person 2: “i know dude.. he’s such a godd-mn funpediment!”
- funny lumper
used to refer to anything funny. anything funny, r-t-rded or random. used to describe something pleasant. “that’s a funny lumper!” “you’re such a funny lumper.” “i love my funny lumper!”
- little diddy
when you want a small object, this is what you use to refer to that object, whatever it may be. hey man, can i have a little diddy of cake?
- ghetto funeral
funerals that are set up like a drive-thru. the family pulls up to a large plexi-gl-ss window and the director asks who they’re there to see. the director then turns the turntable to show the loved one. director: who are you here to see? family member: jenkins director: johnson? here he is. family member: no […]