shirt-tucker
a republican…
conservative christian, right wing republican, straight, white, american male.
gay bashin’, black fearin’, poor fightin’, tree killin’, regional leaders of the south
frat housin’, keg tappin’, back slappin’ haters of hippies like me.
soul savin’, flag wavin’, rush lovin’, land pavin’ personal friends to the quayles
see the song by todd snider
that guy with the nra hat is a real shirt-tucker.
a republican…
conservative christian, right wing republican, straight, white, american male.
gay bashin’, black fearin’, poor fightin’, tree killin’, regional leaders of the south
frat housin’, keg tappin’, back slappin’ haters of hippies like me.
soul savin’, flag wavin’, rush lovin’, land pavin’ personal friends to the quayles
see the song by todd snider
that guy with the nra hat is a real shirt-tucker.
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