shirtfaced
a state of being faceless; occurs when the bottom half of a person’s shirt is pulled up, covering their own face.
she wanted to take a sick picture in front of a cop car, so she got shirtfaced.
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a state of being faceless, when the shirt is raised over the face.
she wanted to take a sick picture in front of a cop car, so she got shirtfaced.
state of being so tired that the act of leaning against a rack of shirts at a store is quite comfortable and nearly induces sleep.
“oh man, i’m so shirtfaced… i almost p-ssed out in the men’s department at kohl’s.”
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