shirtle
(noun): a shirtless male, usually overcome by p-ssion
girl 1: what should i do with a shirtle?
girl 2: anything you d-mn well please
similar to awkward turtle. shortened version of the lengthened term awkward shirtle.
may also be spelled shurtle.
did he just pick his nose?
gross. he is such a shirtle.
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