Shit Ambush
when you need to do a sh-t badly; but then suddenly disappears only to come back an hour later with extreme force
may result in sh-tting yourself or a poo tickle
example one:
aw man! i was with bek last night and we started messing around…and wen she took off my pants i had a surprise sh-t ambush!
example two:
the other day john was trying to play a joke on me and mooned me from his car; only to have the joke on him wen he bent over and had a sh-t ambush all over his steering wheel
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