Shit Anchor
when you feel compelled to do something but are anch-r-d in place by the fact you are taking a dump or cleaning your r-ct-m.
bob: “are you going to run up here and get your dog off my front porch?”
me: “i would but i just cast off my sh-t anchor.”
bob: “well h-ll, i understand, see you in about 3 hours.”
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