shit and dash
to go into a restaurant, museum, store, someones house, zoo, aquarium, or other public place, take a sh-t, and walk out with out paying.
person 1: i have to sh-t.
person 2: lets go in this restaurant.
person 1: we cant go in there i dont have money for food.
person 2: dont worry about it just sh-t and dash.
person 1: good idea.
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