shit and read


watching or scrolling through your phone while dropping a load
i took the longest sh-t and read this morning . i now have a toilet seat imprent on my -ss!

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    when someone is wasting you time so you tell them to make it happen or go away. example: a guy keeps postponing/rearranging date plans so you say; “dave, you’re messing me around. either sh-t or get off the toilet!”

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    the fear of losing or changing p-sswords i lost my email p-ssword and it made my signumophobia worse.

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