shit and shower
(verb) the act of taking a sh-t, then immediately showering as an alternative to wiping ones -ss. usually practiced my young males.
“curses, the toilet paper is out, guess its time for a sh-t and shower.”
a routine done by the average male in which he takes a shower immediately after a sh-t.
jim: hold on, i gotta take a sh-t and shower.
how prison inmates would describe a short term sentence in prison such as one or two months
there long enough for a sh-t and shower and then go home
when one takes a dump and doesn’t bother with tp as they have to shower anyway.
john: hey bro i’m gonna take an sh-t and shower
sam : kk don’t forget to rinse the shower
when a fat person can’t reach they’re -ss and decides that showering would be a good alternative to wiping ones -ss.
in black slang: “that lady is so fat i bet she sh-t and shower”
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