shit bang
an almightily painful sh-t that steams out of your -rs- and splatters the toilet bowl, erousing the suspicion of -n-l explosion, also known as the curry f-cker or the indian revolution.
oh g-d no, it’s coming, it wont stop, f-ckin’ b-st-rd! my r-ct-m is on fire!
tom are you ok dear?
to excrete fecal matter to the eyes, causing visual impairment similar to a flash bang grenade.
girl: oh you missed my mouth!
boy: no i didn’t! you just got sh-tbanged!
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