Shit Barometer


instrument used to measure the sh-t pressure in the atmosphere. used to antic-p-te a sh-t storm and potential influx of sh-t hawks; whom may either spread their sh-t or swoop down and take humans away to the sh-t nest.
“do you know what a sh-t barometer is bubs?” “it measures the sh-t pressure in the atmosphere” “your ears will implode from the sh-t pressure”

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