Shit Beard
self-explanatory – a beard-like coating of sh-t around one’s chin and cheeks; usually self-induced
after bobby chili dogged her, she shovelled it up into a sh-t beard and grinned.
a person with dingleberries in their facial hair.
hey! sh-tbeard! go to the back of the line!
1. disastrous facial hair.
2. phrase used as an expletive to describe the owner of said faical hair.
3. aftermath of administering a rim job
see also: chin squig, b-m fluff, bunting, goon features, w. g. grace, robin cook, the blunkett, spinoza, crumpet head, croon muncher, toffee cheeks, malcolm glazer
john shouted at nick ‘oi, sh-t beard! shave you tw-t!’ as nick was the owner of a preposterous chin squig, he relented and consented, to much jubilation.
sh-t-beard – noun
sh-t-beard; when someones deposits poo particles in your beard.
rob doxey farted in greg jones beard whilst on a night out in hereford thus depositing poo particles in his pubic chops. thus greg jones is sh-t-beard / a sh-t-beard
dirty, scraggly facial hair which is usually seen on adolescents who dress in black gothic clothes and think they know heavy music but listen to stuff like slipknot.
that kid needs to shave, that’s a sh-t beard.
h-m-s-xual act of wiping feces on your partners upper lip and chin right after the act of -n-l intercourse.
d-mn that sh-t beard smelled after rapp hit me with it.
i was shocked at the size of zitsmans sh-t beard!
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- fish dipping
the act of inserting a scaled fish in your partner’s -ss, removing it and smacking your partner in the face with a sh-t covered fish. at the family reunion i caught grandpa and grandma fish dipping
- church services
euphemism for s-x. great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think “big brother” may be listening. greg: “i’ve taken that b-tch out 7 times now and still no church services.” dan: “you’re wasting your time dude. here, i’ll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing.”
- millmill
a very awesome, s-xy, debonaire, man’s alter ego consisting of “bree”s :{} “helmn yea”s and funny faces “did you see millmill last night?” “millmill “bree”ed me and faced me good when i walked in the room.”
- Gypsy Fun Breaker
when one person/group of people do not want to do what you want to do and thus spoils the fun. andrew didn’t want to prank call because he was a gypsy fun breaker.