shit blister
sh-t blister (verb)
a perverse and often misunderstood act of s-xual deviancy – when a consenting couple plan to copulate in the near future, they prepare for the act of intercourse by p-ssing faeces into a condom. once safely inside the condom, the faecal matter is drawn into a needleless syringe. replacing the needle, the stool is injected into the epidermis and left for three days. once the faecal matter has caused a minor infection, and the blister is deemed ‘ripe’, the lovers are ready. copulating in the position commonly known as “doggy-style” when one partner reaches climax, he/she bites into the “sh-tblister”, -rg-sming while his/her mouth is filled with their own faeces and a substantial quant-ty of puss from their lover’s body’s attempt at dealing with the infection. best not tried without prior experience, not, repeat, not for amateurs.
“those freaks enjoyed making sh-t blisters when having s-x”
when two pole smokers are having rigorous b-tt action, and one slab of man meat slips out creating too much f-g friction. thus, the burning and blistering of the head or shaft of the pitcher’s tool.
when kertinian was -ss mauling t-meth, the numerous rolls of -ss fat caused kertinian to slip out and he recieved a 2nd degree sh-t blister on his man dart.
a particularly noxious form of -n-l wart, caused by the painful excretion of a bristled, scaborous bowel movement.
stan took a foam donut everywhere so he could take the pressure off his sh-t blister when he sat.
a mushroom , grow in sh-t. little white blisters in a giant pile of sh-t
oh man! they put sh-t blisters on my pizza
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