Shit Blocker
it’s like being a c-ck blocker, but for when you’re trying to take a sh-t in a public restroom (office, restaurant, school, etc.). you go in there and there is someone in there and they can tell that you want to take a sh-t, but they stay in there to do their makeup, hair, take and excessively long time to pee or, most commonly, they are trying to wait you out cuz they have to sh-t too (inevitably resulting in a sh-t-showdown).
person 1: man i was just trying to go poo and jennifer came in and started to do her hair, so i just peed and left.
person 2: yeah, she’s a total sh-t blocker
d-mn i got sh-tblocked 3 times in a row. i still haven’t gone.
(noun) a person, thing, or event that prevents you from taking a much needed sh-t, and may or may not consequently cause you to sh-t in your pants. may also be used as a verb (sh-tblock). the person could be a cop who pulls you over for speeding – you were speeding because you had to sh-t so bad. it could also be an annoying guy or girl at a party who stops you to make a bad joke, or, for those in grade school or highschool, the teacher who will not let you use the restroom.
dan was being quite the sh-tblocker today – i told him i had to use a restroom and that it was an emergency, but he just wouldn’t let me go.
man you got sh-tblocked today when that cop pulled you over for speeding.
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