Shit Bob
sh-t bob. someone named “bob” whom sh-ts their pants. sh-t bobs also may be found to stutter profusely, marry obese women, and drive beater -ss honda ™ crxs. sh-t bobs can be distinguished by their skid marks and foul odor. when you see a sh-t bob coming…. hide your linens!
(voice 1) who would you rather be?… sh-t bob? or paul blart (mall cop)? (voice 2) i would f-ck paul blart on national tv before i would willingly be sh-t bob!!!!!
to remove your p-n-s from someone’s -n-s, and and have them give said p-n-s oral without cleaning the fecally contaminated member off.
therese was so h-rny from me ramming my c-ck in her -ss she could’nt resist going down on my c-ck for a smoking sh-t bob.
therese was so embarrased when i told her best friend about the sh-t bob she gave at darrel’s kegger.
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to have diarrhea ah man, that dodgy indian, i’m not going there, it always gives me the sh-t squiggles. have you been on a diet recently or have you just had the sh-t squiggles. my mrs cooked me dinner the other night. f-cking chicken wasn’t cooked and i had the sh-t squiggles for days.
- Shitsturbation
a simultaneous performance of sh-tting and masturbating, often done in public restrooms. kayla: wow, i heard some really weird noises when i was using the restroom. sounded like someone was really enjoying their dump… michael: they were probably undergoing sh-tsturbation. it’s like a self-performed blumpkin with your hands.
- spach ass slap
slapping some chicks -ss with the form of the sp-ch hand. star trek p-rn see some chicks nice -ss and show your friend the sp-ch symbol sp-ch -ss slap
- shiznityrific
a piece of sh-t taken with pride. i hope you like my shiznityrific car facko!
- Shizzlebits
when the temperature outside is below freezing and you -j-c-l-t- onto the face of the victim and because of the temperature the c-m freezes before it contacts the victims face. d-mn! it’s so cold that i got shizzlebits in my eye. a little bit of something, a little bit of sh-t, ie. food, drugs, ect. […]