Shit Bomb

a potentially career ending project -ssigned to you. this project is usually highly visible and nearly impossible. the -ssignment generally comes with little or no direction and an unrealistic deadline.
wow, this insert your system name deployment project has turned into a real sh-t bomb.
to enter a building or room, take a large dump in their bathroom, and then leave immediately, leaving nothing behind but the smell.
“i really had to go to the bathroom, so i sh-t bombed the starbucks on 13th”
“dude, you just ran in, took a sh-t, and left?”
“yeah!”
“tight!”
the most f-cked up, worthless, god forsaken, in human, piece of sh-t u will ever find… a.k.a the guy/ gurl who will never get layed ina million years
d-mn, that chick is a real sh-tbomb
the act of rushing to the toilet unsure of it being a false alarm (fart) or actual sh-t. once on the toilet the -n-s lets out a small fart crescendoing into a m-ssive vibration and finishing with sh-t coming out in the end.
guy 1: “be right back man, i don’t know if this is a fart or sh-t”
guy2: “ok”
10 minutes later
guy1:”yup it was a sh-t bomb”
guy2:”holy sh-t i thought it was an earthquake”
when someone leaves an explosive, diarrhea sh-t in the toliet bowl (usually in a public restroom)which then leads to the entire bathroom reeking making everyone sick and no one dares to flush it because it that fowl
i walked into the exxon bathroom and d-mn someone left a mighty sh-t bomb in there
a dirty diaper, filled with baby p–p which is dropped into a public trash can or left in a public place. it may remain there for a long period before being removed.
oh, g-d! that woman left a sh-t bomb in the women’s room and you can hardly breath in there.
you sh-t in a balloon, fill the bag with helium, tie it and watch it fly away. it will pop and sh-t with land on someone. you can do this with a water balloon and throw it at someone from a roof.
dood lets sh-t bomb that chick. she will flip the f-ck out then let’s grab her and run.

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