shit-bored
a state of being, usually occurs during summer break when you are unemployed and are girlfriendless. a level of boredom lower then being as bored as f-ck. usually can be relieved by taking a sh-t.
(somewhere in kansas)
jeff: dude, im bored! ill call my girlfriend!
jeff: oh thats right! she broke up with me because i’m a loser and have no job!
jeff: ill call jimbo!
(call)
jeff: dude! i’m sh-t-bored what do i do?
jimbo: you can always take a sh-t!
jeff: your a genius!
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