Shit buoy


a large piece of sh-t that merrily greets you with a bobbing motion when you peer into the toilet bowl.
tracey: will hurry up in the toilet. ineed to go!
ben: i’m done.
tracey: ’bout time. grrrrrr.
(…5 seconds later from the bathroom)
tracey: wtf, i heard you flush, and there’s still a monster sh-t buoy in here. i can see all sorts of cr-p mushed into it.
ben: (…sn-gg-rs)

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