Shit Cannon
while trying to p–p, pushing and straining. the t-rd gives way and litteraly fires into the bowl and lets loose the “dammed” cr-p that was pressurizing the “cannon ball” and splashing the bowl water all onto the b-tthole.
sorry about this morning babe, i didn’t realize i had a sh-t cannon building up.
“…and once that cork let loose, (flatulant sounds)! sh-tjust kept coming! like i broke the sh-t dam and sh-t went all over the seat! it was sick!”
“why are you telling me about your sh-t cannon during our lunch break?”
“’cause the soup your eating looks like what i left for the mrs. to clean up.”.
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