Shit Chestington
1) the act of defecating on a british woman
2) the act of defecating on a woman while acting in a flamboyantly british manner (ie. fake british accent, tea drinking, etc.)
3) a fictional british person, whose sole pleasure in life is sh-tting on the chest of unsuspecting women
1) i was on holiday in england, and i hooked up with a girl, only to find out that she had herpes. in my rage, i took her again and gave her the good ole’ sh-t chestington.
2) my girlfriend wanted to spice things up in the bedroom with some role playing. i told her i would act the part of sh-t chestington. she looked at me quizzically. thirty minutes later she found out the hard way, with a hot sh-t on her chest. i watched her try to clean up, drinking tea with my pinky out, spouting comments like “hey l-ss looks like you got yourself in a spot of bother. you’re bl–dy covered in sh-te!”
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