shit couched


when you’re so intoxicated that you p-ss out b-tt naked on the couch.
my boy nike was sh-t couched last semester and my other boy got a picture of that sh-t!
when one becomes so intoxicated that they fall unconscious on a couch and defecates.
man, sean was so sh-tcouched last night, i won’t be taking any chances by sitting on his sofa.

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