shit crank
n., the tail on a cat, dog, or any other animal whose -n-s is located just under the spot where the tail connects to the body. the term comes from the story of jed angus, who discovered that when he raised and lowered the tail of his pet dog (as if using a crank), p–p came out.
dude, my cat keeps walking around with his sh-t crank up in the air, so everyone can see his sh-t hole!
being shallow and pathetic and living your life at the lowest level of ball-sucking that even i think your a f-g. basically, if you suck at life and are a terrible human and are completely fake, you are sh-tcrank. also if you are seriously annoying.
example 1:
emmy: “i hate that girl janice, boy is she sh-tcrank like no other. its like she has no personality of her own!”
maggie: “amen to that, sister!”
——
example 2:
isabelle: “like, omg i asked my mom ? she said its okay to go be a ditz and bug people ?”
the world: ” i hate you, you sh-tcrank b-tch.”
Read Also:
- mars delight
when a guy buyes a mars bar, breaks it in half, then jerks off in to the middle, wates for a while then puts the two halves back together. he then proceeds to give the marsbar to his girlfriend, then he gigles as she munches her way towards the delightful center. “dude, she’s nearly at […]
- shitelepathy
the link between two people when one knows the other one is about to sh-t there pants. often one has a dream about sh-tting there own pants at the time the other is actually sh-tting their pants. kim: i had a dream last night where i sh-t my pants…. chris: whoa… i sh-t my pants […]
- shit kid
a person whom one can relate to sh-t for more than one reason, such as their skin or hair is the color of sh-t, they always talk about sh-t, or always have to take a sh-t. a:i have to take a cr-p. b: again? you are such a sh-t kid. someone pr-ne to doing things […]
- mouth hooker
a female who gets what she wants by giving blowies. i can’t believe tina got tickets for that sold out show. must have given somebody mouth favors. f-cken’mouth hooker! a post-tute who only performs f-ll-t– on clients. wendy is exclusively a mouth hooker. you’ll need to go elsewhere if you want -n-l, v-g-n-l, or hand […]
- Mouthial
the release of s-m-n onto the areas around or in a mouth bra took a mouthial instead because she didn’t want to mess up her makeup.