Shit-Dickle’ing
when you are doing -n-l with a partner, and said partner has loosened up to the point where feces have begun their journey towards the r-ct-m. your “john thomas” is being surrounded with -n-l b-tter essentially pickling your schl-ng. in other words, “sh-t-d-ckle’ing”.
man: oh my god what is happening?
woman: honey, you’re evolving!
man: nooooooooooooooooo!
man: you’re sh-t-d-ckle’ing me!
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