Shit Drop
while in the first year of flight academy, and upon your second solo flight, while acc-mulating all your feces from your first day of cl-ss (in a glad brand green garbage bag to boot, hand tied, not wire tied)…set course for closest recreational area at an alt-tude of 300 ft. (preferrably with beach area), ensure plane has trap door access big enough to fit previous years fecal bag through. while at a speed of 60 knots drop fecal bag approx. 1 city block pre-target.
man was that a sweet sh-t drop!
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