shit fairy


a mythical fairy who comes while your sleeping and sh-ts in your mouth as punishment for over endulging in alcohol.

this explains why after a heavy night drinking you wake up with a yucky taste in your mouth.
morning after a heavy night drinking.

“man musta had a visit from the sh-t fairy last night my mouth tastes horrible”

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