Shit Family


a family that does one or more of the following:

constantly scares you, surprises you in a bad way, depresses you, angers you, beats you, and overall, does nothing to make you happy and/or please you.
dude, andy has such a sh-t family. they pretty much beat his -ss every night and his mom is a wh-r- and his sisters are too. i feel really bad for him.

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