shit glacier
a frozen m-ss of feces frequently found in the undergarments of particularly incompetent mountaineers.
after yet another seven summits failure, joe’s tent mate suffered the added indignity of having to remove a sh-t glacier from joe’s putrid underpants.
when someone takes a particularly stinky dump in an upstairs bathroom, so bad that the stench fills the upstairs & then comes rolling down the stairs, the slow-moving flow of stench downhill is called a “sh-t glacier”.
the worst of which sometimes makes it all the way to the foot of the stairs.
“man, i had to climb through a sh-t glacier to get to the upstairs restroom!”
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