shit gnomes
little s-d-stic gnomes who after a night of hard drinking and partying sneak into your room and defecate in your mouth while you are sleeping. occasionally they will hide your keys or cell phone as well.
jim: i am totally hung-over and my mouth tastes like -ss.
jeffrey: me too jim. looks like the sh-t gnomes were out last night
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