shit gods
polite, indirect way of referring to the periodic elimination of solid waste (ie #2).
a) i’ll catch up with you in just a sec. i have to make my morning offering to the sh-t gods. i hope they find it a worthy sacrifice.
b) oh, the agony! p-ss the kayopectate… the sh-t gods must be angry with me! what have i done to incur their fierce wrath?
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