Shit-Hawk Snooker
in a long line of parked cars, you can always guarentee that the red ones will be absolutely covered with guano. the sh-t-hawk itself (slang for seagull = cornwall, pigeon = london) then comes back and selects another colour to cr-p on before repeating the process with the red ones. hence the term ‘sh-t-hawk snooker’ is born
dude1: jeezus man have you seen the state of my car? its been sh-t-hawk snookered !!! get me my gun !!
dude2: what did you expect, its red ya chowderhead!
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