Shit Hickey
when you sit so long on the toilet that you get a ring around your -ss from the seat.
a long night of eating cabbage, broccoli & cheese, and pickled lamb left me planted on porcelain so long the next morning that i got a sh-t hickey.
1. an insult to a person; an -sshole.
“you f-cking sh-t hickey!”
when you cr-p so long your t-rd hits the bottom of the bowl , does a u turn, heads back up and kisses you on your -ss cheek.
ok! i seen skid marks before but whats these brown lip marks in your bvd’s? oh! that’s just from a sh-t hickey i got from eating too much lesbian pizza!
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the platform found inside those strange toilets in europe onto which one sh-ts. the sh-t is then swept off the shelf by the flush and goes down the pipe. “do they have a toilet in that restaurant?” “yeah, but it’s got a sh-t-shelf” “oh, f-ck it! let’s go sh-t at mcdonalds”
- shixt
sending a text message while taking a sh-t. occasionaly can be fitted into a well known phrase. also can be sent as a greeting from other places. “shixting with love…” “shixt through the heart, and you’re to blame.” “birthday shixt!” “aloha shixt from hawaii!” “i am shixtasaurus rex.”
- shizlack
chunky diaherrea accidentally flushed from your -n-s into your boxers/trousers/briefs/thong. ah sh-t, i just shizlacked my pants and it is dripping down the back of my legs.
- shmoto
a small and stink boto(p-n-s,shlong,etc.) oh my god you know that guy ryan. he has a shmoto. i can smell it from here. hahahahahahaha!!!
- shiznid
1. an obnoxious person. 2. one who speaks without knowledge or reason. 3. in general, a sh-t head. wow, that shiznid keeps interrupting our intelligent conversations.