shit horn
when you sit on the toilet and fart.
the echo of farting in a toilet.
every morning dad wakes us up by playing the sh-t horn
an exclamation used in particularly bad circ-mstances. typically followed by the expression “thanks for nothing,” used in a saracastic fashion, even if the speaker has no apparent audience or reason to be displeased with the person to whom he/she is speaking. commonly used among 5-year-olds with undiagnosed attention deficit disorder or attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, frustrated office workers and people who dislike the word sh-t because of its pedestrian nature.
john s.: mrs. johnson, my mom needs a cup of flour to bake a cake.
mrs. johnson: well, honey, i’m sorry but we just ran out of flour. please tell your mommy i’m sorry.
john s.: sh-thorn! thanks for nothing!
pr-nounced as two words, “sh-t horn”, this means your -ss, especially when you’re eating foods that are very flatogenic, like curry.
that goan curry is really making my sh-thorn blow sour notes!
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