Shit in your hat and punch it!
a sarcastic reply to someone presenting a piece of common knowledge or easily derived information as something of great importance and value.
tinfoil_hat “alex jones is saying the nwo order is messing with the water supply and food chain to control our numbers, maybe i should buy the stuff he sell’s on his website!”
skeptical_atheist “well, sh-t in your hat and punch it!”
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