Shit in Your Showroom
to really mess up someone’s day. this might happen if, hypothetically, an elderly gentleman was unable to control his bowel movements while in a car dealership and had some poo drop out of his pants leg and onto the showroom floor. one would expect the resulting hypothetical poo to nauseate employees, run off customers and terrify small children.
roy – “dude, i hear jitzina broke up with you?”
jay – “yeah man, it was totally unexpected.”
roy “what are you gonna do?”
jay – “i don’t know man, i’m totally b-mmed.”
roy – “sorry, dude, sounds like she really sh-t in your showroom.”
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