shit jerking
the act of a male releasing a legitimate amount of fecal matter into his cupped hand and applying it as a lube for masturbation.
“dude, megan fox offered me s-x the other day… but i much rather perfer sh-t jerking.
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a ledge from which one may sh-t off of, or upon, depending on preference. dude, if you need to go to the bathroom, just use my sh-tledge; it’s right over there.
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someone who is constantly flapping their lips while sh-t flies out. amanda is a real sh-t lipper. the crackhead b-tch is always talking sh-t about her friends.
- Pull-a-Hilo
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- shivvle
when two people are walking in different directions toward eachother and have to get around but end up going the same direction side to side numerous times. dan and jon just shivvled in the busy hallway.