Shit Jerky
the process of putting your sh-t in a food dehydrator and making beef jerkey out of your sh-t.
“wow mike, i really want to buy some beef jerky but it costs $5.95 a bag so i will make sh-t jerky out of the beef jerky i ate last night”.
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