shit lag
when you move time zones and your sh-tting schedule is thrown off for weeks, due to the time change. it is similar to jet lag, but it is much more difficult to recover from.
man, it’s been a month since i moved from ny to tx, and my sh-tting schedule is still off. i just can’t get into a normal routine. i’m suffering from a severe case of sh-t lag.
similar to jet lag, but regarding faeces and the irregularity of bowl dropping
man #1 – hey man. i’ve just had 28 sh-ts in just two and a half days and before that i hadn’t had one in months.
the time lapse between your fart and the smell hitting yours, or indeed any one else’s nostrils.
have you just farted?
yes
can’t smell it yet.
don’t worry there’s a bit of a sh-tlag on that one.
the lagging of sh-t, or junk mail on your computer.
i hate it when my computer sh-tlags.
similar to jet-lag. this refers to when you have bowel troubles and ‘sh-t’ alot. this often lasts for over two days, after which you may find yourself not going to the toilet for a few days. this is referred to as ‘sh-tlag’
after an illness i picked up on the maldives, i shat alot and had sh-tlag.
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