shit legs
the numbing of one’s legs after a lengthy session on the toilet (the toilet seat rim is typical applying pressure to a certain area of the upper leg that can decrease the flow of blood to the legs, causing numbness). the person will typically lose their balance when standing up to either wipe themselves or pull their pants up.
dude, i took such a long sh-t this morning that i got sh-t legs and fell against the wall.
when one is not able to hold in a sh-t and it spills out and down one’s leg(s)
you dirty sh-tleg
sh-tlegs descibes a person of dubious nature who cannot be trusted and is generally of bad personality.
“he is a f-cking liar and a complete sh-tlegs!”
-noun
the unfortunate occurrence of a bowel movement that crests one or both leg openings of an infant or toddler’s diaper, resulting in yellow, curdy staining of the child’s leg(s) and clothing (and often furniture, parents, and household pets).
– also verb, adjective
see also sh-tback and sh-tbaby
eliot’s new, white pants were ruined, due to a bad case of sh-tleg.
see b-ll-ck chops.
h-llo sh-tlegs!
anyone who is lazy as sh-t and can’t move one leg in front of the other for fear of over exertion. kodak and heidelberg workers suffer from this the most. if you have checked how lousy they are doing, you can see why.
there goes that pawlo bezduch grabbing the newspaper to go take a sh-t and hide in the john for an hour, while i load four trailers- that f-cking sh-t-leg!!
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