shit like a wildebeast
after spending 10 days eating nothing but sweaty cheese, old cracker,granola, pinecones, dried fruit, and raw lake water and not taking a sh-t, its whats gonna coe out ur -ss.
man! i have to sh-t like a wildebeast.
-5 hours later-
wow i realy did sh-t like a wildebeast he remarks as he looks at the strangely coloured mound of shihe left for some guy to stepp in, in the middle of the forest
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