SHIT LOCKS

to render toilets out of order by blocking the hole either inadvertently with faeces or deliberately, i.e. in a state of relatively important intoxication, by adding whole toilet rolls and sometimes crockery
“the f-cking idiots, they’ve sh-tlocked the bl–dy toilets !” (typical -ssessment on sat-rday mornings in an english university hall of residence)
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dred locks that look sh-tty on someone.
n-gg- those ain’t dredlocks, they sh-tlocks!
1.) term used to describe nappy dreadlocks

2.) term used to describe nappy braids/cornrows
1.) that guy need to shave them sh-tlocks out of his head!!

2.) jim: you ugly
bob: yo mama
jim: shut-up and take them sh-tlocks down
bob: f-ck you man
constipation.
“why are you walking like you shat yourself?”

“man, i wish. i think i’ve got terminal sh-tlock here.”
a piece of doo doo placed on a personal object to deter theft.
“the thief was deterred when he smelled the stench of my sh-t lock.”

“don’t take that! it’s been sh-t locked!”

“i forgot my bike lock, but luckely i never leave home without my sh-t lock.”

“some people hide their keys… i just put sh-t on things. that is a sh-t lock.”
an abnormally large dreadlock that forms on one’s taint by a mixture/combination of sweat, fecal matter, extra long-unkempt taint hair and extended walking.
because i forgot to trim the ‘hedge-row’ on my taint, as a pre-emptive strike, before leaving for the show… 3hrs into walking around the grounds of woodstock ’94, i had developed the most debilitating sh-tlock on my taint. with every step, it would twist tighter and tighter, through friction between my inner thighs/lower -ss-cheeks… it was dreadful!
for people who talk sh-t on the internet because their keyboards are stuck on sh-t.
you should really put the sh-t lock off on you keyboard because you are talking bull!