shit me


variant of “f-ck me” (exclamation, not invitation).
sh-t me, i’ve got to go- i’ve parked on double yellow
kiddin me, used when some one something you absouletly disagree with
person 1:check my foot work, check my foot work, ye ain’t got these
(ugly tore up filas)
person 2: sh-t me, ain’t n-body want those

Read Also:

  • Floor Bank

    all the coins you drop out of your pockets etc. while driving your car. kapper: “lets go to the gas station and buy some icecream” el: “im out of money! wait, let me just check my floor bank”

  • flowpop

    when you get head while getting a haircut. so lastnight i was getting a haircut when my b-tch hit me up and she was all hot and ready. i cudnt leave before i was done with the haircut so i had her come and blow me in the barbers chair. flowpop

  • shitsnagel

    someone who is small, weak, or lacking in any or all physical strength and skill. not to much hope for this person, because when encountered, it usually cries for some odd reason or another. 1) in dodgeball, we ganged up on sh-tsnagel and made him cry like a b-tch. 2)sh-tsnagels hands were cold, so he […]

  • kyoldie

    an art style based on kyoht and goldenwolf, primarily featuring n-ble werewolves in indian settings but also characterized by neck manes and paw hands. this chick needs to stop drawing in the kyoldie style and develop her own talent.

  • lolio

    when a joke is so great it gets stuck in your head and you tell it to all your friends, you have caught “lolio,” which then spreads to all the others who have herd said joke. then your school/office has a pandemic know as lolio. 1)dude, chuck norris doesn’t read, he just stares at the […]


Disclaimer: shit me definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.