Shit Metal
the guy above me.
guy above me : “i am a h-m-s-xual, and i lick my cat’s p-ssy every night”
everyone with decent taste in music : “yes you do.”
sh-t metal = non-existent
insert any metal at all here and it’ll probably fit
man metal sucks f-ckin b-lls it’s all sh-t metal
a sub-sub-genre of heavy metal that contains various metal bands that suck complete and total -ss.
circ-mstances beyond the control of those capable of rational thought have given these sh-t-metal bands popularity amongst the sheep and devolved beings throughout the earth.
dude #1: hey, what the h-ll are we listening to? it sounds like an antelope sh-tting on a tin can…
dude #2: oh, this is the new metallica alb-m, st. anger. metallica went with a sh-t-metal sound this record, i guess…
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